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Diversity -


I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.

ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American

2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?

SEIU, ACORN VOTER FRAUD - Rigging elections Chicago style....

CHRISTINA TAYLOR-GREEN - The Best Reason For Unification Of The Nation

HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.


TAGS: america s political candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

ipaprime - June 9, 2014, 8:46 am
You should have used Scroob instead of Helmet
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:26 pm
Still trying to catch up to you, man!
fauxnews - June 8, 2014, 2:55 pm
haha... You beat me to it ;-) The Space Balls touch was genius, sir. 5 stars.




Oh, you're home! -

WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention


tribal warfare -


AN INKED PRESIDENT - It would probably beat the hell out of all the current Presidential candidates

MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.


MSNBC - what on earth? they got it right?

" WALKING, TALKING DOOMSDAY MACHINE " - China has dropped 97 percent of its holdings in U.S. Treasury bills.

CHANGE - From dignity to arrogance


RANTING LIBERALS - Well, you know its not like they are "Smart, Smart"!

SUPER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - And who disguised her as mild manner Sarah Palin

APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!

CONGRATULATIONS NEVADA - You now lead the nation in unemployment. How about a little more Hope and Change?

Liberal America, let the beatings begin -

SILLY POLITICIANS - When will they learn, tricks are for kids. The rest of America wants something more tangible.

TAGS: election 2012 party candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
ughomer - September 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
Still searching for "Trixy ***k" Prissy!


OH NO - You didn't!

Your Vote Counts? -

Obama's Foreign Policy -




The Democrat way -


" VETERANS DAY 2009 " - Remember when voting, How he did not feel like saluting our National Anthem.

PALIN BUS TOUR - Bus tours are usually for musicians or candidates... Do you suppose Sarah is starting a country music career? I don't think so...

JON HUNTSMAN - Sometimes the best candidate for the job, is the one who is least well known ...

OBAMA IS NOW SO TOXIC - That someone like Tom Selleck could take the Election in 2012

TAKE YOUR CHANGE - And get off at the next exit

NOVEMBER 2, 2010 - Looks like it's back to reality

EPIC FAIL - Now Obama wants another $50 Billion. The last spending bill worked so well.

Man of the People -

CHANGE - Change we did not ask for!

BOXER BARACK OBAMA - Did he win this title also?

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT - Because Obama has so seriously eroded the standards for qualifications and candidate legitimacy!

JIMMY CARTER - What he did as president

ONE THING IS FOR SURE IN 2012 - The more likely a Republican candidate is to win over Obama, the more the leftwingnuts and moonbats will put them under a magnifying glass and try to frame them as extremist and crazy.

REMEMBER WHEN - Hillary Clinton did this?



HATERS... YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT! - Brought to you by the 47%.


THE LAME DUCK CONGRESS - Well they got this done and so another form of bigotry in the U.S. military comes to an end!!

HUCKABEE - Needs to re-read the 9th commandment.


TAGS: where did honest republicans go
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - December 11, 2012, 8:05 pm
Not one single union hating republican is willing to do battle with Lincoln huh? What do you suppose us Liberals are taking away from this lack of conversation?
crankyhead - December 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
I'm getting kind of tired of the symphony of crickets that are playing on this poster. Would some union hating republican please shed some light on this for me? Please?
crankyhead - December 3, 2012, 5:35 pm
Seriously though, where's all the anti union republicans at?
crankyhead - December 1, 2012, 11:00 am
PapaFox - November 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
Oh look, a shiny thing, way over there...
crankyhead - November 30, 2012, 4:37 pm
Where are all the anti union republicans at?

MITT ROMNEY - Just going through the motions until the next election season.

MORON - Aww poor Mitt.... only one letter short of full Mormon standing.

TAGS: romney candidate fool
Rating: 1.62/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

GrouchoMarxist - October 20, 2012, 2:19 am
It's something to do with the time they spend waiting to see a doctor.
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:02 am
not unless they are registered as democrats! then multiple registrations are gracefully overlooked!
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:01 am
Canadians are scared that Romney's willingness to drop the tax rate to compet with other countries might result in Canada ending up with Canadians watching snowbanks melting instead of working in factories....
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:59 pm
what would Freud say about your panty fixation?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:58 pm
We've been lied to for too many years! Time to let a businessman run things instead of a community agitator!
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:57 pm
I am a man. Is your candidate a truthful man?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
Reid is a [email protected] A-h#le
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
The war between 2 great nations adverted and then ipaprime stirs up he sheet again...jk ipa...welcome to the posts of insanity :)
ipaprime - October 16, 2012, 7:52 am
only if you vote democrat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:33 am

See how much fun this can be when no one is yelling insults? G'night all.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:29 am
I've had it for the night too. Later
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:28 am
For a poster that sucks it sure has created some creative and witty comments...thanks all especially moo and arnnatz. Til we meet again....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:27 am
they would make good sled dogs
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:26 am
It's a deal. We'll swap you some of our 300 pound women for a couple of them. Gonna have to rent a big a** truck to haul them up there though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:24 am

larger bre***s....it's a win, win.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:22 am

Less hairy, more muscular
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:20 am
as long as they aren't like the soviet olympic women
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am

Can't help it......We have oil (you seem to like that), Come and get it. I promise to only send our women against you.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
I am proud to stand behind our fine men and women of the Canadian Armed Forces. All 4 of 'em. Hey do you have any idea how hard it is to get more than 5 liberals together to fight for the same cause?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:18 am
florida oranges are the size of gra**fruit everywhere else
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am
I think I'd be just as leery of the chocolate ones
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am

Hey Kal! Send me some oranges....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am
If we were into seals and whale blubber, we'd be on you like ugly on an ape
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am

The cherry ones are the worst....I should really see a doctor.
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:14 am
Sure you can vote...we ain't checking ID...vote early and often!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:13 am

Fair fights are overrated. It's the motive behind the fight that matters.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am
Arnnatz...FYI...don't accept any "lemon" flavored ice cones from Moo...nope...even the "lime" ones are questionable!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am

Don't ask, don't tell......I am comfortable enough with my (hetero)***uality to say that.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am
We don't fight fair. Did you see the shock and awe at the start of the iraq war? Where a bullet would do the trick, we bring MOABs
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am
Hello!!! How did this end up being about you two! lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am

You won't feel that way when they've got their knee on your spine.....or maybe you will (I get that)
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am
But..but...this is me playin' nice...drats!...k' I'll be gooder ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am

Hell, you could beat us in a fair fight.....But that would leave you looking like the biggest schoolyard bullies on earth.........Oh, yeah.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:07 am
maybe, but not a canadian winter, I live in the New Mexican desert. I can't handle that much cold.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:05 am
and those mountie chicks, wow!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:04 am
We might be tempted by artic ice snow cones or slushies though
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Well arnnatz I hope you are on the jury. You have posted intelligent feedback and have been sticking it out with me post to post. But can we do this through a Canadian court...life sentence here, no matter how long they say...never more than 7 years!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am

really? That's not a fight you can win....Your beer and cigarettes suck. FIN. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:00 am

@ Prissy. Arnnatz is one of the more level headed members here. Try to understand him, he's a decent guy.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:59 am
I think we are planning on putting off the canadian invasion for a while. What do we gain? Molson? yuck. Moosehead maybe (is that even canadian beer?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am

You might as well be speaking Chinese.....That part doesn't matter to the Canadians I know...What we care aboot is who you're going to attack next and how will it affect us.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am
Holier than thou? You REALLY don't know who you're talking about lmao!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am
There are others here as well, fauxnews and australopithecus are australian and total a**es, cranky is a canadian idiot. Moo is ok, he doesn't start ****, but will respond when he feels someone is out of line. The jury is still out on you yet
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:54 am
and obama has 4 years of failure in place already. Time for something new for us
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am
A Canadian foreigner...I like it! For the record...I very rarely trash talk the Americans, the politicians hellzya, but rarely the people.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am
Not with this election. We have a RINO (Romney) vice an extreme lefty (Obama) The only real difference between the two is that romney has a business background and obama has, well, he was a community agitator, er, uh, organizer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:52 am

if I'm standing near a fight and someone uses pepper spray. am I an outsider?....No, I'm a victim. That's how we feel.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:50 am
Moo(?) we can't keep it a secret any longer...it's the 8 months of frickin mind numbing cold winter!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am

Maybe we comment because we care. Everything you do affects us. look at it this way..If we were pushing the worlds b***ons and you lived in NYC....would you care?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am
or display a holier than thou attitude like MissPriss is doing
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:48 am
it seems like the USA has enough problems with liberals and conservatives being at each other's throats without outsiders coming in and throwing gas on the fire. Especially when they come in and start flinging crap in all directions
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:45 am
Our government is like a drama. I keep an eye on your politics because I prefer a good comedy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am

Prissy is a Reg at Motifake, and she stays up late...She's just stating her opinion. I don't know why so many of my fellow Canadians are liberals (Maybe it's something in the water)
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am
I have no problems with foreigners coming on here, but I do have an issue when they come on here and start trash talking us like they know more than we do about what we should want.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:38 am
I'm more curious about why, all of a sudden, canadian liberals are coming out of the woodwork and coming here. What gives?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:06 am

we want the best for the USA....and we don't want to be collateral damage. We are not pushovers, we aren't weak just because we're peaceful...Canada is a strong country. And you need us more than you might think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:00 am

a nuke dropped on NYC, Detroit, Seattle or Washington would kill who?.....That's our justification for giving a f***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:51 am

I thought I'd made that clear. you border us and trade with us....We have every right to an opinion on your choice for President....That's all we have a right to...opinion.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:43 am
but not enough self-respect to stay out of our politics? Don't you have enough issues with your own politics to keep you canadians busy?
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 12:40 am
Because non-citizens have a little more self-respect than the dead and too much to vote for an American candidate.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:19 am
why not, dead people vote here, so why not non-citizens?
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 10:34 pm
Yeah...about that...even my vote can't help him...I don't think Canadian votes are considered legit in an American election. Alrighty... next?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
Smarter than you?... You must be Joe Biden
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:06 pm
Guess you'll be voting for Romney then.... Thanks for playing sweetheart.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 9:47 pm
Boys! BOYS stop it! This is politics. Doesn't matter who you support or even who you are...you're never-the-less wrong! Thanks for havin' my back Moo but I ain't a scared of no lil' boys. Give me a man...one who can make a real comment. Umm... Hello?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:20 pm

BTW. I'm not interested in opinions from your left hand.......Stop trying to be smarter than me Groucho...you don't have a chance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:19 pm

I'm amused by comedy. I don't care what party is made the stooge. I'm not sure why you're interested in my panties, But they're right here in my fiancee's drawer whenever you want to get your a** handed to you. How does your SO feel about your behavior?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 9:04 pm
I said you you were amused by stupidity.... I called you a liberal.... Does it fit? My you seem to get you panties in bunch over much ado about nothing? PMS?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:17 pm

Men don't resort to name calling.....Are you a man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:16 pm

Do I need to post another explanation about the rules of this site? Do I have to use small words to explain to some of you that name calling and childish insults are not allowed?.....How many times have you been banned?....Compare that to my 0.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:12 pm

Now say something hateful so I can report you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:11 pm

The world is not all black and white Groucho. Grey exists. I can enjoy a joke from either side because I am objective about the real world. Also, Miss Priss is a friend.....And a better creator than you any day.
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:00 pm
Moo says he's not a lib but is amused by stupidity such as this...
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 7:59 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 7:54 pm

Well done Prissy. 5L
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:14 pm
These bigoted clowns have no problems with Harry Reid (the mormon democrat), but they have a problem with Mitt Romney being a mormon. Hypocrite much?
funnyguy88 - October 15, 2012, 7:05 pm
how UN-original

did not need as much help -

what if they were democrats? -

Russia didn't do it! -

TAGS: no they didn t
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

Reality Lord - January 17, 2017, 3:02 pm

i saw the interview with mr McAfee...very impressive.

I'm not sure... -

TAGS: hillary clinton choice alternative candidates
Rating: 5/5

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calron - April 26, 2015, 12:38 am
On a related note, China is considering allowing people to vote on pre-approved candidates.
DebtToAmerica - April 26, 2015, 12:26 am
the people dont pick the candidates, campaign donors and party insiders do. the people only get to choose between the "approved candidates" that party insiders have strung up and turned into puppets.

Paid $3,00,000 for a single speech -

Barack Hussein Obama -

Promises Promises -

TAGS: elections campaign promises candidates screws
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm
Sorry...don't think bitcoins count.
Cannabal - December 8, 2014, 3:54 am
Would you like to make a campaign contribution? ;)
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
You 5crewing with me Cannabal...don't ever tease a female voter.
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:18 pm
And like any woman, there's nothing voters like more than a good 5crew.

i don't always.... -

"Honest Abe" Lincoln -

Interview With Hillary About Election Stress -

candidates -

TAGS: candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Libertas

Libertas - February 26, 2016, 12:49 pm
if you read the stories, he was a marginal employee, so, essentially a taker and not a maker...
Cannabal - February 25, 2016, 11:50 am
Yeah, go figure that jobless, disenfranchised, and marginalized people would protest.
Libertas - February 25, 2016, 6:47 am
not really, he couldn't hold a job, so he had nothing better to do.
Cannabal - February 25, 2016, 4:15 am
Why, Libertas, you're saying something halfway positive about Bernie Sanders.

CNN Broke Story About Ben Carson Dropping Out Of Race, NOT Ted Cruz Staffer -

Diversity -

Attention Liberals -

Candidacy -

Vermin Supreme 2016 -

President's Day Trivia -

TAGS: president day betcha didn t know
Rating: 3.67/5

More politifakes by Oldsod

PeteofSanJose - February 18, 2015, 3:18 am
Also Obozo. He'll tell you, it's all Bush's fault.

Obama's blame game -

Obamaism -

David Letterman: GOP must decide which candidate can lead Republicans... -